The idea of the disposable plate ware was first conceived when Queen Marie Antoinette ate off the backs of those about to be executed in order to save water during the Great European Drought of 1787, because the energy efficient button on the dishwasher of Versailles wasn't implemented until 1805.
It is widely-known that the US Constitution was written on hemp paper, but few people are aware that the the first draft was written on several cocktail napkins paper clipped together.
It is common knowledge that 16 sparrows can fit in a large McDonalds cup. However, it has recently been discovered that that figure doubles when the sparrows are blended prior to their insertion.
Overshadowed by his other accomplishments, Noam Chomsky's founding of sciuridaesia, the study of squirrels residing in mountainous terrain, is overlooked by the majority of academia.
Despite the fact that the idiom 'needle in a haystack' is used figuratively, the probability of finding a needle in a haystack is calculable. It happens to be one in 17.
Philosopher Immanuel Kant's last words were: "Die wilden kojoten lief mit meiner hose," which roughly translates to "what do you mean I 'Kant' survive this operation? Who the hell hired this clown?"
There are only seven living people who can name every song written by Gary Glitter. Two of whom are related to Glitter, and three of whom have slept with Richard Simmons.